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A Woman Calls TAC

Heard joke once: Woman calls TAC.

Says switch is busted.

Says switch seems buggy and unstable.

Says switch required an upgrade, the software was End-of-Life.

TAC goes, “Action Plan is simple. Work with HTTS, Go and see them. That should pick you up.”

Woman bursts into tears. Says, “ … but I am HTTS.“

Good joke. Everybody laughs. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

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